Lucerne Calling.

That's right. Lucerne, Plonkers style. The big BIG rocks and slabs of Lucerne Valley's Cougar Buttes are on deck. The seminal spring event that can only be known as The Art Webster Memorial Trial, is NEXT WEEKEND, March 4.

Good thing we all practiced some big ups and bigger downs at the last SDTR trial, because I know there's going to be more of the same, only more, well, BIG. And er, Plonkery.

This event is a full points-paying, SCTA calendar event. Be there, or forever be the guy who missed that last great trial. Don't be that guy.

Camp out under the beautiful desert sky Saturday night for the usual festivities and communal frolicking, then Sunday: Go big.